lordbape:

i’m not trying to make a “hydrate. drink 804 glasses of water a day, eat mangoes” post at all, this isn’t meant to be cute or positive or supportive or nice. you all should be flossing. like if you floss twice a day you’ll know how much disgusting shit is between your teeth every time, floss them. like try flossing consistently and see and you’ll never want to not floss.. like try flossing

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    PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
    Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

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crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

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bombing:

bathroom hand dryers never really seem to get the job done with air. that’s why mine shoots out actual flames

You own your own hand dryer?

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thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.

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punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

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